email forward (ugh... but funny nonetheless)

(and yes... i left the little email forward carats in and everything. what!!!)

>This is a true story about a recent wedding that
> took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
> Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
> After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a Microphone
> to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
> long distances, to support them at their wedding.

> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
> Father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
> appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an
> envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> envelope.
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
> best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them.
>
> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a Couple of
> minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his
> bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
> "I'm outta here."
>
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
> have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this
> guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding
> and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations
> in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of
> church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500
> The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping
> the best man: Priceless
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
>
> "Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
> Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow..."

i hear that!