paradigms (as of late)

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
- Frank Zappa

in other news...

i'm super content... maybe even *gasp* happy
apparently, i suck at friendship. is that something you work on and cultivate? or should it be something that just effortlessly exists? i'm on the fence with that one. thoughts?
bee & tash are crusin' next week. uber jealous while ecstatic for 'em
i'd pick obama over hilary
and i have a new obsession...HONEY! tasting, sniffing, or smelling like it. okay so it's not new but it's recently gotten out of control :\

so...

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
- Mitch Hedberg

r & r

rantings:

• why do some folks still try to chump me at my job because i'm the youngest (melaninly endowed) person in the office. "yes," you can walk into my cube and ask me why some process might not be running smoothly. "surely," i can give you my input/perspective as to why. "definitely," i can give you advice on how to rectify it. but, "hell nah, " you can't instruct me to follow through on trying to fix YOUR process gliche. "no," you'll not instruct me to contact this person or that to pass on the resolution. "yeah," i'm YOUR boss and i'm gonna tell you to handle it yourself. and, "you most certainly will not," have any lip. lol. folks be trippin!
• uhaul & the city of baltimore are in cahoots (sp?) and clearly on a mission to piss me off royally... not feelin it!
• somehow i've been swindled into starting a 100-crunches-a-day regimen. damn womanly wiles :\

ravings:

• i'm finally in step with life here. none of this two steps behind business.
• it'll be spring soon!
• the vicki's swim catalog is out :p hot damn!
• gotta love early 90s slow jams (insert your choice of any "public announcement" or "shai" song here).
  bwahaha! some geekbox just called my extension and said he's "in a bit of pinch." lmao! who says that?!
• i'm "sweet."
• my baby puppy turned a year old this week.
  
  

happy new year wishes & ramblings

• "searching for self in separate rivers... and ending up in the same waterfall"
• separation anxiety, though healthy/wonderful in some cases, still sucks ass majorly
• i'm uber excited about the year to come. for one, i plan to put major life moves in action... securing my future type stuff. for two, things can't be any worse than last friggin year.
• happy crying spells make me... well... happy!
• turning over new (life) leaves, while in theory are excellent ideas, doesn't mean shit when you trample all over them :p
• this year, i will be issuing instant "scram cards" to anything or one that attempts to bring negativity my way or tries to hinder my "progress" in any way, shape, or form.
• "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss

oh, and... happy new year, my babies! mwah